thottweiler:

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

thottweiler:

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

(Source: bigeisamazing)

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(Source: thenameshiccup)

do you know why they call me Bloody Mary? because some of them, they think it’s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. they find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.

(Source: katiebishop)

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

(Source: bircls)

"Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you."
— Note 1.  (via fragiles)

(Source: fragmentallygirl)

(Source: kmoviesmut)

(Source: troca-r)

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)

rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?
rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?
rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?
rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

(Source: carelessobserver)